Note to Self

Dear Self,

You have been having a great summer.  You have accomplished some of the things you wanted to, but overall, you have been lazy, forgetful, and self-indulgent.  You have been eating on no particular schedule, you have been recklessly using the bathroom whenever you want to, you have been napping at all times of day, and worst of all you have been going to bed at crazy hours, well past your 9 o’clock bedtime.

You are in for a rude awakening in about a day or two and you are going to get your ass kicked by the clock.  Please, straighten out your act or I will be forced to do something drastic about this situation.  These measures will include things like dragging your butt out of bed to work out before going to work or depriving you of your soul saving caffeine.  So, shape up or prepare to be shipped out.

Also, you have been doing things in preperation to organize your stupid behind, and I swear this time you must follow through with it!  This year you must stop staring off into space while mold slowly over takes your desk.  You need to remember that if you leave your lunch out all day it will no longer be something you should eat, you should however, remember to bring it home.  Also, please stop losing important paperwork and putting it off until the last minute, this is your year to shine.  Don’t embarrass yourself in front of your new Para.  You can do better and I am expecting to be impressed!



P.S. Okay, okay, I won’t really take away your caffeine, but I will torment you with it if you aren’t careful Missy!

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2 Comments on “Note to Self”

  1. Kori Says:

    The bit about the caffeine made ME break out in hives’ I would totally not make it without it. I had to buy a new kind of coffee over the weekend and already I think I am having withdrawals because while it is caffeine, it is not the caffeine I am used to.

    • jennieology Says:

      Me either, today, I spent a great deal of time downing enough coffee to kill a person, or just give regular people the jitters, but me I was barely awake.

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